AUTOMEX

While we were driving down Racine the other day, on our way to grab lunch at Wishbone, my brother Jeff spots this vehicle.  So I step out to investigate.

Hmm, what's this?  It's a Ford Crown Victoria that's been customized into a permanent convertible.  Who would DO such a thing?  Let me take a closer look at the license plates.  Oh my, they've got vanity plates.  AUTOMEX.  Go figure.

Well, look at what they've done here.  Isn't that creative?  Take out the windows, solder the doors shut, saw off the back of the chassis and voila! Open-air seating.  The bench and singular seat belt for all of the rear passengers is very amusement-park-bumper-boats.  How exhilarating!  (But even bumper boats have headrests.  And not to provide comfort, because headrests are never actually comfortable, but to protect your neck from snapping back.  So this mexicar gets low ratings for safety.)

Safety features aside, I know what you're thinking.  "I'd really like to get one of these, but it's so impractical, with all the rain and bad weather we have here in Chicago." No worries, we've taken care of that for you.  You can just hose this baby down.  We've even installed a drain.