11.12.2009

Regretsy: "Handmade? It looks like you made it with your feet."

Regretsy is a spoof on Etsy, an online forum to buy and sell "all things handmade."

For example:

Regretsy: "Oh, these look durable. Practically heirloom quality. You could pass these on to your daughter, and years from now, she could wear them on her wedding day. You know, if she had Claritin."

AND
 
Regretsy: "You know, I only have two rules in life; don’t spell “fairy” with an “e”, and don’t share hoodies with people with dreads. But if I had a third rule, it would be not to wear anything that makes you look like a beekeeper at a rave."

Thank you Regretsy.com! I admit, I couldn't have done it better myself. 

2 comments:

Lauren said...

yes. this is too good.

the earrings make me think of little bits of dried grass and pollen shaking off into my hair and bra.

and i totally agree with the fairy spelling rule. dreaded hoodies are ok for me, but never with her.

Jessie said...

I love regretsy - just hope I never grace it's front page!!

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